- Toss it from the stern of a boat into the deep blue ocean
- Smash it with a shovel
- Drop an anvil on it
- Toss it from the top of Grady Memorial Hospital towards I-85
- Have it pitched to me underhand, so I can swing at it with a baseball bat
- Have it pitched to me overhand, so I can swing at it with an aluminum bat
- Spike it into the ground as hard as humanly possible
- Use it as a puck
- Hide it somewhere in the ER where it can be heard but never found
- Flush it down the toilet
- Call out "Pull," have it tossed into the air, and shoot at it with a rifle
- Back over it with my car
- Back over it with anyone's car
- Melt it with a blowtorch
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